My Doormat Saved My Life

[danny]

I fell down the stairs and hit my head on my doormat, luckly it was soft so i didnt hurt my head...hooray for doormats :D

[Rasalom]

They are the epitome of coolness.

[danny]

i totaly agree

[slamer37]

lol parody topic
i wish my doormat could save my life

[Rasalom]

I don't have a doormat. =/

[danny]

lol, get one...NOW!!!...or dont get one NOW!!

[Rasalom]

Someone would undoubtably steal it. =/

[sYn]

I wish my doormat was cool like that. :(

[Rasalom]

I'll steal yours then, that way when someone steals it from me, no big loss. XD

[slamer37]

I'll steal yours then, that way when someone steals it from me, no big loss. XD
too bad
i already stole it

[Rasalom]

=0 Thief! He stole the doormat before I could! Somebody stop him!

[slamer37]

you' never catch me!!!!
-gets in his car and and drives away-

[danny]

you' never catch me!!!!
-gets in his car and and drives away-
oh my god!! you hit an old lady.....10 points

[Rasalom]

oh my god!! you hit an old lady.....10 points

Pshh, old ladies are 20 points, but smacking hot boob jiggling joggers is -50.

[slamer37]

Pshh, old ladies are 20 points, but smacking hot boob jiggling joggers is -50.

i hit an old lady an radnom dude and a cop
how many points do i get

[danny]

i hit an old lady an radnom dude and a cop
how many points do i get
more than i did

[slamer37]

more than i did
did you hot a hot chick wit ha nice rack again?

[danny]

yeah, she was standing behind an old lady.....=/

[Rasalom]

i hit an old lady an radnom dude and a cop
how many points do i get

+80




=D

[danny]

i'd say 81

[Rasalom]

yeah, she was standing behind an old lady.....=/

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[danny]

luckly i reserected her

[slamer37]

luckly i reserected her

the -50 points still stand though >:-(

[Rasalom]

the -50 points still stand though >:-(

Yes, running over hot boob jiggling joggers is an unforgivable crime.

[sYn]

I like how this turned from stealing a doormat to running over people, lol.

[danny]

yes but she flew forwards and hit an old lady, who fell back and crushed a small boy

[slamer37]

yes but she flew forwards and hit an old lady, who fell back and crushed a small boy

you still hit her >:-(

[danny]

you still hit her >:-(
i know*bows head in shame*

[slamer37]

i know*bows head in shame*
damn right you should be ashamed of yourself

[Rasalom]

Hitting old ladies & kids is to be encouraged, but there are so many fugly chicks we need to try our best to preserve the hot potential porn stars. >=(

[slamer37]

indeed
or make sure your future girlfriend is hot

[Rasalom]

Mine would probably look like Medusa. :'(

[danny]

which would make you look stoned....in the rocky way

[Rasalom]

Pshh, if I'm going to look stoned I might as well toke up. XD

[danny]

enjoy your spliff

[Rasalom]

I am.

8D

[danny]

good for you

[Rasalom]

Yay, good for me. =D

[danny]

great for you

[Kristen]

I have 3487657436576347564372650 doormats.

[Rasalom]

I have 3487657436576347564372650 doormats.

I have -1. I stole one I liked when I was walking home from the library & I suppose someone stole it from me, because it's gone now. :'(

[sYn]

I have one....and it sucks.



I wish someone would steal it.

[danny]

I have 3487657436576347564372650 doormats.
if i had that many i'd be jumping down my stairs

[slamer37]

if i had that many i'd be jumping down my stairs

time to go to wal mart

[Rasalom]

I have one....and it sucks.



I wish someone would steal it.

I'll steal it =D

[sYn]

I'll steal it =D


Alright, deal! ;D

[Rasalom]

Alright, deal! ;D

Yay, I can steal a doormat!

[danny]

can i steal it from you after you steal it then you can steal it from me after i stole it from you after you stole it. *gasp*that was a long sentence

[Rasalom]

can i steal it from you after you steal it then you can steal it from me after i stole it from you after you stole it. *gasp*that was a long sentence

Sure, it's all yours if you can snatch it XD

[danny]

ok, if i do you can snach it back

[Rasalom]

We should steal everyones doormats & use them to block the sewer grates, then flood the world!

[slamer37]

We should steal everyones doormats & use them to block the sewer grates, then flood the world!

no not the world
just san fransico

[Rasalom]

no not the world
just san fransico

If we only flooded there, then the populace would escape & spread their fruitiness to all parts of America O_O

[slamer37]

If we only flooded there, then the populace would escape & spread their fruitiness to all parts of America O_O

we trap them first
then we flood them

[Rasalom]

we trap them first
then we flood them

Ahhh, now you're talking, just hope the fruitiness isn't contageous & decides to go waterbourne...

[sYn]

Yay, I can steal a doormat!


Yup and as an added bonus I'll give you the mats that are outside in my breezeway.

[Rasalom]

Yup and as an added bonus I'll give you the mats that are outside in my breezeway.

I'll take them all!

[slamer37]

Ahhh, now you're talking, just hope the fruitiness isn't contageous & decides to go waterbourne...

fruitiness is not contagous
but just incase it has in the past 3 months
we have these anti-fuity mask and suits

[Rasalom]

fruitiness is not contagous
but just incase it has in the past 3 months
we have these anti-fuity mask and suits

Whew, I was worried about catching it, catching it on many levels...

[slamer37]

Whew, I was worried about catching it, catching it on many levels...

well worry no more

[Rasalom]

well worry no more

I shant worry.

Actually right now, im pretty happy lol. I just discovered the Norma Jean/The Red Chord cd one of my friends made me has Demon Hunter on it too lol.

[slamer37]

I shant worry.

Actually right now, im pretty happy lol. I just discovered the Norma Jean/The Red Chord cd one of my friends made me has Demon Hunter on it too lol.
awesome
.....

[Rasalom]

awesome
.....

Yes, its like, the coolest thing ever!!!111!!11

XD

[danny]

awsomeness

[Rasalom]

Yayness, I'm getting more cd's today =D