Help me please, i very need good job.

[Jasonworker]

Good day!I am in first time on this forum.I search job, like work from home, but i can not find.Please tell me, where i should find what i need.Maybe it will be database or something else like work at home (http://www.scherpeplank.be/Members/john_lukas/work-at-home.html).Thank you.P.S. I live in Texas

[Cutegirl1]

hi what's up girl or boy

[NewFUN]

Good day!I am in first time on this forum.I search job, like work from home, but i can not find.Please tell me, where i should find what i need.Maybe it will be database or something else like work at home (http://www.scherpeplank.be/Members/john_lukas/work-at-home.html).Thank you.P.S. I live in TexasGod, would you care to be anymore obvious? Dumbass.

You know, this may sound crazy, but maybe your supposed inability to get a job is due to your terrible grammar.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

Good day!I am in first time on this forum.I search job, like work from home, but i can not find.Please tell me, where i should find what i need.Maybe it will be database or something else like work at home (http://www.scherpeplank.be/Members/john_lukas/work-at-home.html).Thank you.P.S. I live in Texas
read anything by clatonbuster(assuming you can)i dont think you need to be literate to do that crap

[lauren-sello]

IM me on Yahoo or MSN maxpaynecoctail.

[flayedman]

go to hell stupid **** ***** i will kick you and your neopet right in the ****

[Rasalom]

do neopets have ****s?

[NewFUN]

Do we want to find out?

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

actually, no id rather not come to think of it.

[NewFUN]

That's what I thought.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

not that i want to know but how do they breed? how do any cutesy animals in kids tv shows breed without sex organs? i know that theyre kids shows but seriously how?

[NewFUN]

I believe the thought has been blocked from my mind until now. And I still don't want to know. Let's just say they reproduce asexually by...um...no, still don't want to think about it. *shudder* EW.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

maybe when cut in half they grow into two separate things, like starfish. if one looses a leg it grows a new leg & the leg grows a new starfish.

[NewFUN]

Um...yeah, let's go with that; they're demented starfish. I would prefer not to come up with any alternative method of reproduction when it comes to those things.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

i think its called asexual division. they could lay eggs from their mouths or ears though(since they have no...ummmm......holes shall we say, for excrement )

[NewFUN]

How many different forms of asexual reproduction are there? Well, let's just assume they have no other "holes," because we can't really be sure.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

at least two, maybe more. true they may well have a few hidden away somewhere

[NewFUN]

And if they do have any hidden away, I don't want to know about those, either. .....I can't believe we're actually talking about this; there is apparently something very wrong with both of us.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

yes this conversation must be a first for the human race. yes something is most definitely wrong with both of us

[NewFUN]

We've made history! We should be very proud of ourselves for such an acheivement; the first people to ever hold a conversation about the reproduction or cartoon characters and their "hidden holes". Yes, and I think we're only making each other worse, if that's possible. Well, at least we can be demented freaks that terrorize society together, right?

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

come to think of it i am rather proud of myself for being one of the two people to first broach this subject yes we do seem to bring out the oddness in eachother. yes we two freaks shall terrorize society like it has never been terrorized before. with pointless(but interesting) conversations about pointless things like the sexual habbits of cartoon characters

[NewFUN]

Good, you should be, I am as well. This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind....and all its mental problems. We are "The Seed." (Dude, way off topic: do you know what "The Seed" is?) Are you saying you're not generally this strange? I find that very difficult to believe. Terrorizing people is a shitload of fun. Now I wonder what topic we freaks will come up with next?

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

umm....a band i think. korn wrote a song called seed its like 20 minutes long. i generally switch between strange & odd, periodically. i think that you are the only person in the world with whom i could have this type conversation so yes i think that normally we are both odd but when together we are 10 times more strange. terrorizing people is fun. your turn to choose the topic in the meanwhile ill be thinking of something to top even this

[NewFUN]

Well, Slipknot (or Corey Taylor, but close enough) wrote something called "The Seed". Here's a link to it: http://www.slipknot-metal.com/main.php?sk=seed (scroll down) I don't know what it is; it's not a song, I know that, so I have no clue.
And there's a difference between strange and odd? I'm glad you can talk to me about these things. Yay, I feel special! I suppose you're right, I probably am a little stranger with you. Um...****, this is going to require thought. Well, can I have til tomorrow to think of something? I have to get off in a minute anyway, and I'm not that creative.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

wow thats cool. yes the difference between strange & odd is like the difference between a redneck & a good ole boy, not much, but there. yeah i figure i can talk to you about just about anything so please do feel special. same here, im stranger in the company of someone else who is strange. think as long as you want. good night if youre gettin off now

[NewFUN]

I've looked everywhere and I still don't know what it is; it's starting to get frustrating. Ah, yes, I see. Yeah, I guess there is a difference between the two. Really? Wow, thank you. I feel special and...honored. The clique I hang out with is a collection of the strangest people in school, and when we're all together it's quite...interesting, to say the least. I should get off...but I don't want to. I'll stay on for another five minutes, then I'll have to get off.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

difference between a redneck & a good ole boy is a redneck throws his beer bottles out the window but a good ole boy throws his in the bed of his truck. sounds interesting. it is hard for me to log off too

[NewFUN]

And, tell me, which are you? Redneck or good ole boy? I come from a very redneck area, but I don't drink, so... Goddamnit, I really need to log off...but I really don't want to. *sighs* ****. Okay, I'll be on for five more minutes, then I have to get off. If I don't get off on my own, yell at me.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

i am neither seeing as i dont drink, but i come from a long line of rednecks. 5 minutes & ill "remind you"

[NewFUN]

So I guess you can count as a redneck. I don't come from a long line of rednecks, I just was born and raised in a really redneck-ish area, but I guess I count as one too. 'Kay, thanks. Actually, since I said that it's been ten minutes, so I should get off now. G'night, sleep well (if you sleep at all). I'll talk to you later.

~Maggot

[Rasalom]

good night, i hope you sleep well also. talk to you later today