Ask Rasalom [Sex Thread JAC style]

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Ask Rassy any of your questions regarding sex and he or someone else will answer. =D

[Rasalom]

Lmao XD
I like this thread already =p

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

If you could have sex with anybody at all under any circumstances you wanted, but it had to be only them for the rest of your life, would you take it?

What's the most unique place you've had sex? </totally hasn't ask this type of question before>

What's the most awkward thing to happen during sex you've experienced and what's the most awkward thing to happen during sex you've heard about? =o

You're hawt & smexie. =D
Wait, no, that's not a question. I just feel the need to remind you because you deny it so much. o.o

So we know you prefer small bewbz. But do you find a size of butt more attractive than another? =o

[Rasalom]

If you could have sex with anybody at all under any circumstances you wanted, but it had to be only them for the rest of your life, would you take it?
Depends on the person, how well I knew & liked them, whether or not I loved that person & they loved me & how long I thought it could last, but even then I may not >.> Hard to say because I dunno =\
What's the most unique place you've had sex? </totally hasn't ask this type of question before>
Uhh, hmmm... I dunno, nothing really stands out in my mind as being extremely unique =\ So probably on the table at my friend's house, because he's seriously OCD & he would fall over & set fire to the table if he knew what's been on that table XD
What's the most awkward thing to happen during sex you've experienced and what's the most awkward thing to happen during sex you've heard about? =o
I had a drunk chick pass out on me while I was passed out & she peed on me, I suppose it wasn't technically during sex, but we were both unclothed & in a bed, so I count that as something awkward ;-;
You're hawt & smexie. =D
Wait, no, that's not a question. I just feel the need to remind you because you deny it so much. o.o
Am not >/
So we know you prefer small bewbz. But do you find a size of butt more attractive than another? =o
I'm really not very picky, I don't prefer either large or small, just whatever looks good on the girl in question, some look nice with small butts & some look better with larger ones, so it just depends on who =p

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Depends on the person, how well I knew & liked them, whether or not I loved that person & they loved me & how long I thought it could last, but even then I may not >.> Hard to say because I dunno =\ =o
Yup, that's all I have to say.

Ok then, if you could have sex with anybody at all, who would it be? =D

Uhh, hmmm... I dunno, nothing really stands out in my mind as being extremely unique =\ So probably on the table at my friend's house, because he's seriously OCD & he would fall over & set fire to the table if he knew what's been on that table XDOHMIGOSHXDDDD

I had a drunk chick pass out on me while I was passed out & she peed on me, I suppose it wasn't technically during sex, but we were both unclothed & in a bed, so I count that as something awkward ;-;Was that the time you fell asleep on top of a car? =o

Am not >/So so are.


Are you sure you are who you say you are? =o 'Cause you've lived an awful fascinating and eventful life to willingly waste time talking to me every day. =o

How many times do you masturbate a day? =o

Sex in the rain or sex under the stars?

Can I be your numbah one fan? =D

I still can't remember my awkward question(s). ;-;

[Rasalom]

=o
Yup, that's all I have to say.
=p

Ok then, if you could have sex with anybody at all, who would it be? =D
Are you an option? ;D

Was that the time you fell asleep on top of a car? =o
So so are.
Yes, that's the time I slept on the roof of the car in the rain or something I think & fell off ;-;

Are you sure you are who you say you are? =o 'Cause you've lived an awful fascinating and eventful life to willingly waste time talking to me every day. =o
'Cuz you're awesomer than whatever I could be doing in that time =D

How many times do you masturbate a day? =o
Sometimes not at all & sometimes like infinity ;D

Sex in the rain or sex under the stars?
Bbbooottthhhh, or on a boat in the middle of the ocean on a clear night so the stars can be seen perfectly =]

Can I be your numbah one fan? =D
=D Please do, 'cuz I dun't have any nao =o

I still can't remember my awkward question(s). ;-;
Plz ;D

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

=p
=D

Are you an option? ;D
Maybe-yes ^_^

Yes, that's the time I slept on the roof of the car in the rain or something I think & fell off ;-;
And became Rassy the Friendly Ghost? =O

'Cuz you're awesomer than whatever I could be doing in that time =DI dunno about that. =o

Sometimes not at all & sometimes like infinity ;DThat's a lot =o

Bbbooottthhhh, or on a boat in the middle of the ocean on a clear night so the stars can be seen perfectly =]
... I could totally go for that. >_>

=D Please do, 'cuz I dun't have any nao =o
Butyoudo ;-;

Plz ;DI shall try and edit them in as you sleeeep. =D

[Rasalom]

Maybe-yes ^_^
If so then I ttly want you ;D

And became Rassy the Friendly Ghost? =O
I hope not ;-;
I dunno about that. =o
Well I do >/
That's a lot =o
Not really, I do it to infinity TWICE some days =o
... I could totally go for that. >_>
Me too ;D Lemme know when you want to try it out =p

I shall try and edit them in as you sleeeep. =D
Yay=D

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

If so then I ttly want you ;D
I'll take you up on that some time. ;D

I hope not ;-;But then I could haunt you as my ghostly self when I

Well I do >/butIdon't ;_;

Not really, I do it to infinity TWICE some days =o=O That's a lot lot!

Me too ;D Lemme know when you want to try it out =p
Most definitely. =DD

Yay=D
>_>

<_<

Actually, I'll come up with more when my brain is working. =D

[6sexysexytiem9]

sexy tiem nao?

:heartpump

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

sexy tiem nao?

:heartpump
You just quoted your sig. :(

[6sexysexytiem9]

You just quoted your sig. :(

I'm that smart.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

I'm that smart.
But I can't quote my sig for a question. That's not fair. I demand consolation.

Kelset! Unhibited college girls. Y/n?

[darknesss_123]

My tuuuuuurn! <3


Most number of times you've had sex in 24 hours?


What do you find kinky?


Hmm, kinky or romantic?

No, that's not all, you wish, =P

[Rasalom]

I'll take you up on that some time. ;D
Please do ;D I look forward to it =p
But then I could haunt you as my ghostly self when I
Is it possible to haunt another ghost?
=O That's a lot lot!
I'm going to try masturbating to infinity THREE times today =o
Actually, I'll come up with more when my brain is working. =D
Just whenever =p

My tuuuuuurn! <3


Most number of times you've had sex in 24 hours?
Uhh, probably the most was when I dated this girl who was into gymnastics, we just had a lot of sex one day to see how many times we could do it & we both lost count =\
The most times with different women would be with 7-10 different women in one day, but it was a party, so everyone had sex with everyone else pretty much.

What do you find kinky?Hm, sex with animals. I think that's really kinky & I'll pass on trying it, but it's amusing to watch.


Hmm, kinky or romantic?
Romantic is my preference, but I'm pretty much up for whatever. If it's some random girl then romance is out though.
No, that's not all, you wish, =PYou're goan ask moar too? =o

[Rasalom]

But I can't quote my sig for a question. That's not fair. I demand consolation.

Kelset! Unhibited college girls. Y/n?

Uhh, I'll take them =x

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Is it possible to haunt another ghost?Let's find out. =D
I finish sentences gewd.

I'm going to try masturbating to infinity THREE times today =o
=O! That's way lots!


Uhh, probably the most was when I dated this girl who was into gymnastics, we just had a lot of sex one day to see how many times we could do it & we both lost count =\
The most times with different women would be with 7-10 different women in one day, but it was a party, so everyone had sex with everyone else pretty much.=O That's a lot too.

Uhh, I'll take them =xThey make out on camera, too =D

Your most romanticful sex? =o

[Rasalom]

Let's find out. =D
I finish sentences gewd.
Ok =DDDDDDDDDDDD
=O! That's way lots!

=O That's a lot too.
Not rly =\
They make out on camera, too =D
That's fail, I'd rather meet them & have sex or something, why waste time watching them put on lotion or something?
Your most romanticful sex? =o
Uh, none really, never dated anyone long enough or that I liked enough to want to or have a chance to be really romantic or whatever =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Ok =DDDDDDDDDDDD =D I'll go find a thunderstorm or tornado or something. =o

Not rly =\how not? =o

That's fail, I'd rather meet them & have sex or something, why waste time watching them put on lotion or something?butbut... they're uninhibited college girls. Don't you want to watch them swap spit? The ad says they dooo. =[

Uh, none really, never dated anyone long enough or that I liked enough to want to or have a chance to be really romantic or whatever =\awww.

We can has romantic sex? =3

How much sex would you consider a lot of sex? =o


I went to go stop my dog from barking and my neighbor started talking to me. And then you left like right as I came back. sorry ;-;

[Rasalom]

=D I'll go find a thunderstorm or tornado or something.
=D yay, thunderstorm will work =p
=ohow not? =o
I dunno, could go to infinity infinity times =o
butbut... they're uninhibited college girls. Don't you want to watch them swap spit? The ad says they dooo. =[
That's not hot ;-;
I'd rather actively participate or at least flat out watch porn, it's sort of lame to watch fully clothed girls kiss each other =\

We can has romantic sex? =3
YES =D And we can have a LOT of it ;D
How much sex would you consider a lot of sex? =o
Infinity times the highest number Chuck Norris can count?


I went to go stop my dog from barking and my neighbor started talking to me. And then you left like right as I came back. sorry ;-;
It's ok, I said byez on MSN =]

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

=D yay, thunderstorm will work =p *plays around in thunderstorm* =D

...

*only ends up wet* =x

I dunno, could go to infinity infinity times =oThat's rly a lot =o

That's not hot ;-;
I'd rather actively participate or at least flat out watch porn, it's sort of lame to watch fully clothed girls kiss each other =\They could get naked!

They'll do anything to advertise their dating site. =[

YES =D And we can have a LOT of it ;DSex infinity times the highest number Chuck Norris can count? =o


Why can't I think of anymore awkward questions?

[Rasalom]

*plays around in thunderstorm* =D

...

*only ends up wet* =x
XD Sure you weren't already wet? ;D
That's rly a lot =o
Yes, probably highest than the highest high world record
They could get naked!

They'll do anything to advertise their dating site. =[
I dunno, still sounds like fail. I bet they won't get naked >/ Also, how do making out girls help dating sites? Do they hook every guy up with hawt college bisexuals or something?
Sex infinity times the highest number Chuck Norris can count? =o
Yes, & I hear that's a high numbah =o

Why can't I think of anymore awkward questions?
>/ Think harder?

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

XD Sure you weren't already wet? ;DThe world will never know. D=

Yes, probably highest than the highest high world recordthere's a world record? D=

I dunno, still sounds like fail. I bet they won't get naked >/ Also, how do making out girls help dating sites? Do they hook every guy up with hawt college bisexuals or something?
I DUNNO. The ad just tells me there are women making out on camera and I can find uninhibited college girls on their site. ;_;
Yes, & I hear that's a high numbah =o
like really high? =o

>/ Think harder?Yew has ever had teh secks with alien with 12 ft p33n?

Does I get pregnant from kissing? http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc118/rndm12321/unsure.gif

Why do furries exist? :crazy:

Why does God allow them to draw the art they do?

[Rasalom]

The world will never know. D=
=o Tell meh, 'cuz I think you were ;D
there's a world record? D=
I dunno, they have records for everything else =\
I DUNNO. The ad just tells me there are women making out on camera and I can find uninhibited college girls on their site. ;_;like really high? =o
Sounds like fail. Go check it out & tell me how it goes?
Yew has ever had teh secks with alien with 12 ft p33n?
I was only abducted by aliens once, but they let me co since I could speak a little Spanish.
Does I get pregnant from kissing? http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc118/rndm12321/unsure.gif
Not unless you let them put teh unprotected p33n in teh vajayjay
Why do furries exist? :crazy:
Because sex with animals is illegal, furries pretend to have sex with animals so when they get caught it isn't illegal, until the cops ask for the 12 year old girl's ID & her father in the purple bear suit says it's ok since she's with him...
Why does God allow them to draw the art they do?Yet more proof god doesn't exist.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

=o Tell meh, 'cuz I think you were ;DBut the world will never know D=

I dunno, they have records for everything else =\
Everything? =o
Sounds like fail. Go check it out & tell me how it goes?
But I don't trust those sites. I bets they has pedos all overs thems. ;-;
I was only abducted by aliens once, but they let me co since I could speak a little Spanish.
"No hablo Espanol"?
Not unless you let them put teh unprotected p33n in teh vajayjay
=o We can kiss lots thens? =D
Because sex with animals is illegal, furries pretend to have sex with animals so when they get caught it isn't illegal, until the cops ask for the 12 year old girl's ID & her father in the purple bear suit says it's ok since she's with him...So it's like bestiality, but the people involved aren't man enough for the real thing? =o
Yet more proof god doesn't exist.
:(

[Rasalom]

But the world will never know D=
Tell me & I'll keep it a secret ;D
Everything? =o
Well, more or less, a lot of things in any event.
But I don't trust those sites. I bets they has pedos all overs thems. ;-;
Prolly, but if you pose as a guy then the guys there will be confused & allow you to go after the hot bi chicks that kiss on web cam
"No hablo Espanol"?
Dios mio un hacha en mi cabeza
=o We can kiss lots thens? =D
Ya, then do moar ;D
So it's like bestiality, but the people involved aren't man enough for the real thing? =o
Basically =\ Like pedophiles who get 18 year old hookers that look like they're 12
:(
=\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Tell me & I'll keep it a secret ;Dbut then someone would knooow =[

Well, more or less, a lot of things in any event.Mhm. =o

Prolly, but if you pose as a guy then the guys there will be confused & allow you to go after the hot bi chicks that kiss on web camya but what about teh pedos looking for 12 year old boys going after the girls? D=

Dios mio un hacha en mi cabezaHyperwords says that means, "God mine an axe in my head " =o

Ya, then do moar ;D
I duno, I dun wanna get pregnant. Mommy says it's bad. =o
Basically =\ Like pedophiles who get 18 year old hookers that look like they're 12
Good comparison. XD

[Rasalom]

but then someone would knooow =[
But I'll keep it supah secret =o
ya but what about teh pedos looking for 12 year old boys going after the girls? D=
Say you're a 50 year old guy & your location is your parent's basement?
Hyperwords says that means, "God mine an axe in my head " =o
Oh my god there's an axe in my head lol
I duno, I dun wanna get pregnant. Mommy says it's bad. =o
You won't get pregnant if you so it with me ;D
Good comparison. XD
=p

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

But I'll keep it supah secret =o Okok... *whispers in your ear*

Say you're a 50 year old guy & your location is your parent's basement?But what if the girls don't like me then? D=

Oh my god there's an axe in my head lolAliens: "Take us to yer leeder D="
Kels: "Oh my god there's an axe in my head"
Aliens: "o_o *puts back*"

You won't get pregnant if you so it with me ;DWhy'ssat? =o

=p
;D

[Rasalom]

Okok... *whispers in your ear*
Whisper louder ;-;
But what if the girls don't like me then? D=
Pshh, who cares? r4p3 them.
Aliens: "Take us to yer leeder D="
Kels: "Oh my god there's an axe in my head"
Aliens: "o_o *puts back*"
MOre or less =p
Why'ssat? =o

Magical h4x :cool:

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Whisper louder ;-;*whispers slightly louder*

Pshh, who cares? r4p3 them.But what if God smites me? =[

MOre or less =p
=D

Magical h4x :cool:You and your h4x =o

Where does you get all those h4x, anyway?

Have you done anything sexual involving pudding?

Or chocolate syrup? =O

[Rasalom]

*whispers slightly louder*
Louder ;-;
But what if God smites me? =[
God is a n00b
=D

You and your h4x =o

Where does you get all those h4x, anyway?
Uhh I was born with them & a piratical ninja teched me moar
Have you done anything sexual involving pudding?

Or chocolate syrup? =O

Syrup yes, pudding no, pudding would be awesome though

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Louder ;-;
*whispers a wee bit louder*
God is a n00bD= Gawd ish offended and shall smite yew!!

Uhh I was born with them & a piratical ninja teched me moaroic

Will a piratical ninja learn me some? =D
Syrup yes, pudding no, pudding would be awesome though
Hrm. o.o

What about cool whip? =O

[Rasalom]

*whispers a wee bit louder*
Louderrrrr
D= Gawd ish offended and shall smite yew!!
I'm waiting =p
oic

Will a piratical ninja learn me some? =D
If you sex me up good I can has teh powerz 2 teech u
Hrm. o.o

What about cool whip? =O

Never Cool Whip, but I have used Redi Whip, which is pretty much the same thing, only cheaper & in an aerosol can XD

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Louderrrrr*whispers really loud*

I'm waiting =p
But I dun want you teh smited. :(
If you sex me up good I can has teh powerz 2 teech uBut I dunno how to sex up good. =o

Never Cool Whip, but I have used Redi Whip, which is pretty much the same thing, only cheaper & in an aerosol can XD
Close enough. xD

What other food-type things have you done/think would be cool? o.o </running out of questions at this point in time>

[Rasalom]

*whispers really loud*
Louderrr
But I dun want you teh smited. :(
Pshh gawd won't smite meh
But I dunno how to sex up good. =o
*Teechez*
Close enough. xD

What other food-type things have you done/think would be cool? o.o </running out of questions at this point in time>

Uhh, cotton candy & Sprite, bacon, ice cream, marshmellows & prolly some other stuff too. I'd like to try something with pudding, or cake. But I'm hungry =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Louderrr*says it out loud* D=

Pshh gawd won't smite meh
butbut what if he dooooes?
*Teechez*
*lurnz* =D

Uhh, cotton candy & Sprite, bacon, ice cream, marshmellows & prolly some other stuff too. I'd like to try something with pudding, or cake. But I'm hungry =\
Would you do the cotton candy and Sprite bath again? O.o

What did you do with marshmellows? o.o

[Rasalom]

*says it out loud* D=
Louder ;-;

butbut what if he dooooes?
He won't ;D
*lurnz* =D
=p

Would you do the cotton candy and Sprite bath again? O.o
Yes, only at someone else's house because it's a huge mess to clean up =\

What did you do with marshmellows? o.o
The girl had this weird obsession with them & liked to stick them in herself & eat them & stuff like that, sort of amusing to watch.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Louder ;-;*yells it* o.o


He won't ;D
Are you suuuure? :(

Yes, only at someone else's house because it's a huge mess to clean up =\
x)) lazy Kels xD

The girl had this weird obsession with them & liked to stick them in herself & eat them & stuff like that, sort of amusing to watch.That just sounds... wrong. o_o


Why's it you let me get away with asking you lots of questions, but don't really make me answer any awkward questions? =o

[Rasalom]

*yells it* o.o
Louder ;-;

Are you suuuure? :(
Positive ;D
x)) lazy Kels xD
=p
That just sounds... wrong. o_o
I dunno, it was sort of funny to watch, well not funny exactly, but y'know

Why's it you let me get away with asking you lots of questions, but don't really make me answer any awkward questions? =o
I did & you were all avoidant =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Louder ;-;If I say it any louder, the world will know ;-;


Positive ;D

=p:cool:

I dunno, it was sort of funny to watch, well not funny exactly, but y'know
Are you sure?

I did & you were all avoidant =\
good point.

hokay. I'll answer one of your awkward questions. Almost regardless of how awkward it is. =D

[Rasalom]

If I say it any louder, the world will know ;-;
Just say it so I know ;-;

:cool:
Are you sure?
I'm positive, it was unusual.
good point.

hokay. I'll answer one of your awkward questions. Almost regardless of how awkward it is. =D

I'll ask you on MSN, that way it can be extra awkward & I'll get a better answer than I would where people could see ;D

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Just say it so I know ;-;Perhaps. ;-;


I'm positive, it was unusual.I can imagine. o.o


I'll ask you on MSN, that way it can be extra awkward & I'll get a better answer than I would where people could see ;D
Uh oh... http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc118/rndm12321/gif/unsure.gif


Remind me to show you my convo with Alex. He was asking if you could pass a cold through sex and that lead to him logging off. >D

[Rasalom]

Perhaps. ;-;
Tell meh ;D

I can imagine. o.o
=o I didn't know you were into stuff like that ;D


Uh oh... http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc118/rndm12321/gif/unsure.gif


Remind me to show you my convo with Alex. He was asking if you could pass a cold through sex and that lead to him logging off. >D

;D
Lmao, spurmz pass teh cold gurmz dontcha know XD

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Tell meh ;D
The world will probably never know. =O

=o I didn't know you were into stuff like that ;D
I'm not sure if I am or not. o_o
;D
Lmao, spurmz pass teh cold gurmz dontcha know XD
xD Noo, he's gonna hold his breath during sex!

[Rasalom]

The world will probably never know. =OI wanna know ;-;

I'm not sure if I am or not. o_o
Only one way to find out ;)
xD Noo, he's gonna hold his breath during sex!
That could prove problematic if he happens to last for longer than 15 seconds or so =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

I wanna know ;-;Can't I just give you a flower? =[

:flower:

Only one way to find out ;)
ooh ;D

That could prove problematic if he happens to last for longer than 15 seconds or so =\
Unlikely. >_____>

[Rasalom]

Can't I just give you a flower? =[

:flower:
Hahahaha, please gimme your flowerz ;)
ooh ;D
;) We should figure it out together sometime =p
Unlikely. >_____>
What? You don't think he could last long? =o

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Hahahaha, please gimme your flowerz ;)

I'm not sure if that's innuendo or not. =o[ ;) We should figure it out together sometime =p

Mehbeh =D What? You don't think he could last long? =o

Nope.

[Rasalom]

I'm not sure if that's innuendo or not. =o
It is ;)
Mehbeh =D
Just say yes ;)
Nope.
=o Why not?

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

It is ;)Ooh. I may just. ;)

Just say yes ;)
Do I have to? =o
=o Why not?
Because it's Alex.

[Rasalom]

Ooh. I may just. ;)
Please do ;)
Do I have to? =o
No, you don't have to, but it would be nice if you wanted to =\
Because it's Alex.

Yeah, he is pretty tiny, he'd be finishing up before his girl/guy noticed he was in =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Please do ;) *Does* ;)

No, you don't have to, but it would be nice if you wanted to =\
I dunno... Marshmallows are for hot cocoa. =o

Yeah, he is pretty tiny, he'd be finishing up before his girl/guy noticed he was in =\
He'd be finished before his girl/guy noticed he was in the room O_o

[Rasalom]

*Does* ;)
Do it moar ;)
I dunno... Marshmallows are for hot cocoa. =o
I like s'mores too, but I hate burnt marshmellows
He'd be finished before his girl/guy noticed he was in the room O_o

Finish in his pants while the site loads =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Do it moar ;)*does it moar* ;D

I like s'mores too, but I hate burnt marshmellowsI luff smores. And cooking marshmallows over fire, as I recently learned. <3


Finish in his pants while the site loads =\
owow that's sad =O

[Rasalom]

*does it moar* ;D
*Likes it moar* =p
I luff smores. And cooking marshmallows over fire, as I recently learned. <3
I don't like them all crispy burnt though =\

owow that's sad =O

Very =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

*Likes it moar* =p*does it lots* =O

I don't like them all crispy burnt though =\
Me neither.

Very =\
Poor Alex. :(

Is teh ability to corrupt peoples a talent or refined skill? =o

[Rasalom]

Is teh ability to corrupt peoples a talent or refined skill? =o

I think it's innate, you either have it or you don't =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

I think it's innate, you either have it or you don't =\

ohs.

You are good at it. =]

[Scarecrow Jack]

What's the best way to cure pain in the intestine after you've just ****ed yourself very deeply with a 6 inch d!ldo for about a half hour?

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

What's the best way to cure pain in the intestine after you've just ****ed yourself very deeply with a 6 inch d!ldo for about a half hour?
Do you happen to know what that's like?

[Rasalom]

What's the best way to cure pain in the intestine after you've just ****ed yourself very deeply with a 6 inch d!ldo for about a half hour?

Not really my thing, but I do like the "Spit It Out" clips in your sig.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I got an awkward one.

What if you found out you had a kid? =O

[Scarecrow Jack]

Well, since I had just got done doing it when I posted that, yes I do. Why else would I ask?

I think mainly what the problem was, was that I did it a little too hard, especially against the g-spot.

And you should get a banana sticker for recognizing that. =D

[Rasalom]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I got an awkward one.

What if you found out you had a kid? =O

You might as well ask me what I'd do if a band of roving midgets jumped out of my stolen blender's package & stole my wallet. I'll tell you it's impossible.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

You might as well ask me what I'd do if a band of roving midgets jumped out of my stolen blender's package & stole my wallet. I'll tell you it's impossible.
Why's it impossible? =o

Well, it's a what if question. :(

[Rasalom]

Why's it impossible? =o

Well, it's a what if question. :(

I dunno, it just is. A waste of my time to contemplate it.
I'd rather think about other stuff.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

I dunno, it just is. A waste of my time to contemplate it.
I'd rather think about other stuff.
Understandable. =o

What if you had absolute immunity? As in, you could do anything at all anywhere and no one could do anything about it? :O

[Rasalom]

Understandable. =o

What if you had absolute immunity? As in, you could do anything at all anywhere and no one could do anything about it? :O

I'd kill my stepfather =]

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

I'd kill my stepfather =]
That sounds fun. =D

[Scarecrow Jack]

Why does my d!ck shrink every time I wear cargo pants or jeans?

[Rasalom]

It doesn't shrink, it's just really small to begin with & the large pants make it seem even smaller.

[Scarecrow Jack]

That was unoriginal.

[Rasalom]

That was unoriginal.

Sometimes the truth doesn't require fancy newfangled ideas.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

You will marry me? D=

[KarmaValanche]

i have to breakup with this girl!! she's driving me crazy and tired!!! i tried a lot of ways but she just doesn't seem to get the message!!

give me a sure fire way!!

ps: i can't just go to her and say lets break up though!!! :)

[snookid]

told ya many times, suc it up buddy. she's your soulmate especailly planned for you by god.

[KarmaValanche]

if she is my soulmate then i'm committing suicide!

[snookid]

then my friend i highly recommend you to do so.

[KarmaValanche]

or maybe i can just sell my soul to God!

[Rasalom]

You will marry me? D=

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[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Yes.
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This post made me smile lawts and I don't know why. =DD

[KarmaValanche]

what happened to me!! i even bought a ring!!! D=

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

what happened to me!! i even bought a ring!!! D=
I 'unno. I guess Kelset's just that amazing.

[KarmaValanche]

I 'unno. I guess Kelset's just that amazing.

okie dokie!! :'( i guess i'll be forgetting yikai-chocolate bar then!!!!

[Rasalom]

This post made me smile lawts and I don't know why. =DD

As long as you were laughing with me & not at me D=

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

okie dokie!! :'( i guess i'll be forgetting yikai-chocolate bar then!!!!That's good. Chocolate isn't that great for your health.

As long as you were laughing with me & not at me D=
No way. I couldn't laugh at you. D=

[Rasalom]

That's good. Chocolate isn't that great for your health.


No way. I couldn't laugh at you. D=

I dunno, maybe you could =\

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

I dunno, maybe you could =\
And why would I?

[KarmaValanche]

That's good. Chocolate isn't that great for your health.


at you. D=

but so aren't burgers and pizza but i still like them.... anyways rasalom was an worthy oppponent.....

[darknesss_123]

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[Rasalom]

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No worries, I'll get witchoo too ;)

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

but so aren't burgers and pizza but i still like them.... anyways rasalom was an worthy oppponent.....
Well, if you're into polygamy. ;D

[darknesss_123]

No worries, I'll get witchoo too ;)


Well you've got a lot to make up, better start now =P

[snookid]

Haha your trying to hide it.
Good on ya. wished you a luck!

[KarmaValanche]

Well, if you're into polygamy. ;D

haha.. way to stick that in my face. i guess i could make exceptions.. =D

[Rasalom]

Well you've got a lot to make up, better start now =P

I suppose I'd better see what I can do then =p

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

haha.. way to stick that in my face. i guess i could make exceptions.. =D
I'll have to consider it then. ;)

I like my pizza with ham and pineapple. ;)

[tyciol]

Rasalom, for one without sexual experience, how would you find a partner who is not sexually aggressive who you can relate to on a less intense level, who is either similarly inexperienced, or if experienced, patient and compassionate and not extremely randy so as to be cute and not all grabby?

[Rasalom]

Rasalom, for one without sexual experience, how would you find a partner who is not sexually aggressive who you can relate to on a less intense level, who is either similarly inexperienced, or if experienced, patient and compassionate and not extremely randy so as to be cute and not all grabby?

Just hang out & meet random people, if you see someone you like then talk to them, if you like their personality then see if you can go out sometime or whatever & see where things go from there. It's hard to meet someone with a specific personality etc.

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Where do babies come from?

[Revenant]

Me .

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

Are you sure?

[Revenant]

Oh, yes .

[Yikai-Chocolate Bar]

o rly?

[spack]

Nick is laaaame.


true story.